What movie or television star do you think would be a horrible rapper?

Actors are always trying to be singers, so we must act now to save our ears from horrible music! Pick out which movie or television star do you think would be a horrible rap music artist? And I don't mean just bad, I mean train-wreck awful!

Here's one: Marcia Cross from Desperate Housewives. I'd rather hear my grandma gas her way through an intestinal flu than see Marcia as a rapper.

Most awful suggestion gets 10 points!

Martha Stewart! She even said she liked rap music! Hahaha

Ray Romano, especialy if he did it in his droning ray barone character.

Steven Segal.

alec baldwin

House!